Surprise, Surprise; America’s favorite rapper criminal DMX was arrested in Arizona. TMZ reports that Earl Simmons was arrested yesterday afternoon on drug possession. Unsurprisingly, this is a violation of X’s probation. Now he’s being charged with five counts of probation violation and is being held without bail. Apparently his lawyer, Gary Jenkins informed the media that his client has been battling drug addiction for quite some time and “maybe Dr. Drew might be able to help him.” DMX + Celebrity Rehab = ratings. Doesn’t he have an album dropping in two weeks?