Happy Birthday To A Great American

I know a lot of you fist pumping New York/Jersey fags may not be into NASCAR but Dale was a true American hero. Dying at the young age of 49 crashing into the wall at Dayton, Dale won 76 races in the Winston Cup series and was the face of the sport of racing. Tonight have a Bud for Dale and if the bouncer tries to charge you five dollars, inform him it’s Dale’s birthday and tell him you’re only paying 3.

-The Old Man

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