78 year old actor, Elmore “Rip” Torn, or Chief Zed from Men in Black, was arrested on Friday night after being found inside a Litchfield Bancorp intoxicated and brandishing a revolver. The actor is being held in custody with a $100,000 bond. He has recently been put on probation in Connecticut for drunk driving and holds two prior arrests in New York for drunk driving.
Rip Torn is 78 years old and still getting drunk and doing ridiculous shit. Obviously it’s not cool to rob banks but I have a sneaking suspicion that he wasn’t really trying to rob it as much as it was that he just found himself drunkenly stumbling into what seemed like a good place to take a piss… Anyway… Rip Torn you are worthy of the daNk label. Keep on bein a clown, it’s hilarious.